There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family bible to her brother in another part of the country. “Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk. “Only the Ten Commandments.” answered the lady.



Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. The daughter answered, “Don’t be scared, you’ll get your quilt.” Needless to say the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what the morning’s Sunday school lesson was about. He said “Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming.”